Jedi Master #1 sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jedi Master #1 roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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No wonder Jedi Master #1 was such a badass.
I knew I disliked Jedi Master #1 for a reason.
I hope Zombie Jedi Master #1 kicks your head off.
Jedi Master #1 sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jedi Master #1 roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Hey Fizz, is it true that Jedi Master #1 counted to infinity twice?
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