He had a beautiful smile that would light up a room. Sauron was deeply saddened when I broke the news to him this week. He couldn't remember exactly which goblin he was but he knew the passion and intensity that all goblins brought to battle each fight.
I can appreciate Sauron's sadness, I know that he created all of the goblins in his own image (you know: disgusting). So I know he must be saddended by the loss.
It was an honor for me to put Goblin #1's fantasy career to rest. When I mean honor I of course mean that one second after I did it, I completely forgot about him altogether.
He actually never showered in the locker room so that really pissed me off. He would smell week after week and I would have to sneak fabreeze air fresheners into his locker. In a way, I'm glad he's gone.
Hey Goblin #6, if it weren't for Goblin #1 you wouldn't have gotten the oppurtunity to be played for free all of those weeks. Maybe you should think about that next time you want to badmouth one of your dead comrades.
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A valiant and well fought FFL career. For a common on a not-so-great team he actually has a pretty memorable career.
By the way Ryan, that is a great picture you found. It really brings out the best in Goblin #1; it is exactly how I remember him.
He had a beautiful smile that would light up a room. Sauron was deeply saddened when I broke the news to him this week. He couldn't remember exactly which goblin he was but he knew the passion and intensity that all goblins brought to battle each fight.
-Fizz
GM GWS
I can appreciate Sauron's sadness, I know that he created all of the goblins in his own image (you know: disgusting). So I know he must be saddended by the loss.
It was an honor for me to put Goblin #1's fantasy career to rest. When I mean honor I of course mean that one second after I did it, I completely forgot about him altogether.
-The Star Child a.k.a. Dave Bowman
Goblin #1 was a vicious fighter, a natural leader, and a good friend. He will be dearly missed.
Sincerely
-Goblin #2
He actually never showered in the locker room so that really pissed me off. He would smell week after week and I would have to sneak fabreeze air fresheners into his locker. In a way, I'm glad he's gone.
-Goblin #6
Hey Goblin #6, if it weren't for Goblin #1 you wouldn't have gotten the oppurtunity to be played for free all of those weeks. Maybe you should think about that next time you want to badmouth one of your dead comrades.
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